WARNING - Agenda WORSE than Atheist's!

Every action these days is agenda based, everyone knows that. When an atheist is talking about freedom from religion - you know they're peddling their agenda and attempting to rule the world. Let's not even get into the Gay Agenda or the Left Agenda.

Why has no one mentioned or questioned the Dino Agenda? Everyone knows that avian dinosaurs (birds) were imparted with the Dino Agenda at the end of the Cretaceous Period. Right? You haven't? Well, allow me to educate you.

In layman terms it's a branch off of the Evolutionist Agenda located somewhere on the left side of the Agendosphere, as placed by the right wing Agenda Signer Squad, also known as the A.S.S..

Shrouded in secrecy since the Maastrichtian, where the first organized mammals split into left wing/right wing societies which caused the dinosaurs some concern, little has leaked out about the Agenda they subsequently created. Whispers through Area 51 and secret military bases have made their way onto conspiracy theory websites and forums, the informants usually found some days later with what appears to be an abnormal amount of pecking and talon-tearing around the eyes, ears and mouth - clearly a symbolic killing from the avian descendants of the original Dino Agenda creators that signifies "you were too close to the truth".

Here's what I know of this "Dino Agenda". Know that I am risking my very LIFE to inform you of this new threat to our security and our future.

It's interpreted to suggest that some time in the future, likely around the close of the year 2012, dinosaurs will have been so entrenched in the education system through the study of fossilization in the lower grades and the subsequent paleontologists and geologists that will arise from a passion implanted at such a young age that the process of finding and studying fossils will have, for more than 200 years, kept the higher functioning mammals busy and distracted. Distracted enough for them not to notice that the 2012 presidential candidate will be 1/1,999th theropoda.

Once placed into office, the new president will reinstate the descendants of the dinosaurs (birds) as the leaders of the country and eventually the world, causing a rise of non-avian dinosaur uprisings across the globe. Ruling the planet like their ancestors, they will finally strip the mammals of their status that they had become far too prideful of in the last 65 million years.

So you see that there is some concern over this "Dino Agenda". It may indeed surpass the Gay Agenda and Atheist Agenda combined. Let us unite against the some odd 9,000-10,000 species of Dino Agenda descendants and supporters and put a STOP to the education of prehistoric life in the lower grades around the world. YOU TOO can help this cause!

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-Erin

Annonymous Christian Strikes Again

You know what bugs me? The fact that everywhere, and in just about everything concerning prehistoric life, those of the faith seem to desire martyrdom. As I did a pass through our 800 square foot dinosaur museum out here in Colorado, conveniently placed on a hand-on interactive table were a couple booklets called, "Big Daddy?".

The entire booklet can be read here: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp

Why am I angry you ask? Would it be acceptable for me to go to the Creation Museum, get out a small soapbox and begin speaking on the origin of the earth according to actual scientists? Absolutely not. And, in fact, I disapprove of any person that has the audacity to openly enter a public place and begin ranting to volunteers and workers, or even visitors, about how everyone and everything in the room is incorrect and against God or against evolution.

But...where would we be without confrontation, right? We'd be hopelessly lost in the bliss of understanding...that's where. I've seen this little...trend as it were begin to blatantly make itself known to the general population. Rarely do I see Christian scientific papers published that hold any merrit. Rarely do I have a Christian come and ask me an honest to god (no pun intended) scientific question...and if they do, rarely do they take the time to listen to the answer.

Too often I see little things like this booklet appear in scientific museums as if they sneaked into the exhibit hall on their own. Too often do I take note of Christian "science" groups attacking volunteers and workers at museums (including the one where I work...so I'm not just pulling this information from my bum).

How rude can ya get?! How completely paranoid do you have to be?! Why must Christians be in your face about just letting you know that "hey...by the way, I don't believe in evolution. Just to let you know,"? Can't you just say it like that? Like I say, "hey..you know...I'm not Christian and I don't really believe in your god."

It's not an open friggin invitation for you to walk in and ask me why...it's none of your damn business. A scientific museum isn't an open invitation to come right on in and begin spouting off what people have done wrong because it's against your belief system.

You know what a scientific museum is for? Learning. Learn, and then make an objective decision. But don't come in and do some sneaky (as our president would say) Al-queida shit, planting your tools of terrorism and then scamper off hoping you've just "enlightened" someone to the ways of your religion. You know what? You religious folks have your own museum now...get the hell out of mine.

-Erin *grumpy*